Apparently, Jeet Heer has taken issue with people making puns about David Pecker. Talk about being a giant stick in the mud, sheesh.
Admit it, when you read Jeet’s tweet threatening to block people making Pecker puns you laugh, and then feel like you need to make one, right? We wonder if he’ll block Twitchy since we’re making fun of him being angry about Pecker puns.
Say Pecker puns five times fast.
Fair warning: Anybody making puns about the name of David Pecker will be automatically blocked.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 23, 2018
Who knew the last name Pecker could be so triggering?
HA HA HA
Not to mention, dude, it’s TWITTER. Nothing brings out Pecker puns like telling people you’ll block them for making one. Then again, maybe that’s what Jeet wanted?
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Naaaaah.
No need to be such a stiff.
— James Hasson (@JamesHasson20) August 24, 2018
Right?
There once was a man name Decker… (you didn't say anything about limericks)
— High Altitudes (@highaltitudes) August 24, 2018
There’s really not a whole lot that rhymes with Decker other than Pecker. Hrm.
https://twitter.com/brutalion68/status/1032783222071914496
YAAAAS.
We knew it!
A flaccid & empty threat
— St. Antonio of the Desert (@LoneStarTexian) August 24, 2018
We see what he did here.
— Harry Gato (@harrygato) August 24, 2018
Gold star for the Python gif.
Even if he picked a peck of pickled peppers?
— hilde45 (@hilde45) August 23, 2018
Especially if he picked a peck of pickled peppers.
As long as they leave Mrs Pecker and all the little Peckers out of it
— Michael Mason (@michaelmason510) August 24, 2018
Fair.
Well he does have a small David ?
— Jon LeDoyen (@jonledoyen) August 24, 2018
Bahahahahaha.
A bit peckish, no?
— indianafarm (@feather542) August 24, 2018
Trump really knows how to Peck 'em
— Matty Rudkins (@MRudkins1) August 24, 2018
I'm anxiously listening to talk radio… and I can't wait until they say, "David Pecker, Head of the National Enquirer"…..and forget the Oxford Comma.
Hilarity, and FCC fines will likely ensue!
— Steve Johnson (@Grizzly_Stevens) August 24, 2018
*dying*
You put me in a bind here… pic.twitter.com/5jzIm0grdJ
— Mr. Mason (@MrDGMason) August 24, 2018
Glad his first name is not peter
— at0m_b0mber (@at0m_b0mber) August 24, 2018
Oh, man, us too.
https://twitter.com/MetricButtload/status/1032807813506981889
And curtain.
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