Democrats are so easy.
Who cares about spending, budgets, security, safety, and the American people when you’ve got legislators running for office who are so super cool that they skateboard at a Whataburger?
They really think this way …
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 19, 2018
Don’t take our word for it, look at Ron Perlman’s reaction.
This alone! Vote Beto! Cuz of this alone! https://t.co/8BYGIKy7pS
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) August 19, 2018
SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS! If only he had a few CAPS in there …
Wait, Ron doesn’t even live in Texas. Fascinating.
And you know, nothing convinces Texans to vote for a guy like a Hollywood elite telling them to.
Skateboarding is a great reason to vote for him.
— Marc Eaton (@Marc_Eaton) August 20, 2018
Wanna see something even weirder though?
Ted. Cruz. Can’t. Skateboard.
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) August 20, 2018
Beto’s fans don’t expect much from him if this is all it takes to excite them.
And you know, if they’re pushing his skateboarding there’s not a whole lot of policy to talk about. But hey, you do you, Shannon and Ron.