Charlie Sheen is having a so-called ‘dire financial crisis’ because he only has $10 million to his name.
Yes, you read this correctly.
Hey man, don’t look at us, Jezebel wrote it …
— Jezebel (@Jezebel) August 2, 2018
Only $10 million?! POOR CHARLIE!
According to a new report in People, Charlie Sheen is now what some of us like to call “rich people broke,” meaning he’s still very rich when compared to 99 percent of the country, but considers himself “broke” because he can no longer live as extravagantly as he did when making $1.8 million an episode for a dumpy television show called Two and a Half Men.
How will he survive on that paltry $10 million? Poor dear.
If we rolled our eyes any harder we would probably actually injure ourselves.
— Jason M (@JasonSMoonen) August 2, 2018
This editor is also in that same boat.
I think $10 million qualifies below poverty level in San Fran.
— Steve Berman (@stevengberman) August 2, 2018
This is not too far off from the truth; scary, ain’t it?
Wait, $10 million? Jesus Christ.
— Max Sparber (@maxsparber) August 2, 2018
I can relate
— Plastic Straw Kingpin (@ZFed116) August 2, 2018
— Cincy Browncoat (@cincy_browncoat) August 2, 2018
Guess he'll be eating PB&J's for dinner for a while.
— Daniel (@ddwalk34) August 2, 2018
— Antonio Martinez (@djtechchicago) August 2, 2018
Y'all ready for the Speeding Tomato of Truth Tour 2? https://t.co/rGcpK3ZEaE
— Wokie Unchained (@notwokieleaks) August 2, 2018
— Braxton (@braxtonryn) August 2, 2018
Thoughts and prayers, Charlie.
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