Facebook’s stock FELL like a rock tied to another rock tied to an anvil dumped into the ocean on Thursday and there seemed to be little if any sympathy for the social media giant and its founder, Mark Zuckerberg.
They’ve really been sucking a lot lately, right? This is what happens when you knowingly use your own bias to police your platform; pay attention, Twitter.
The Onion wasted NOT time in taking a swing at Zuckerberg:
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 26, 2018
From The Onion:
… Oh wait, there’s no story. The picture and the ‘headline’ say it all really.
HAAAA. We love this.
Update: Zuckerberg still not sure why anyone uses his site pic.twitter.com/WbzbSTE6z4
— The Cryptillionaire Dude (@Jwitt777) July 27, 2018
Where else would we get inundated with nonsense about when we started being friends with other people who ignore Facebook as much as we do these days?
What does he care. He's a cyborg. 😎
— Bocephus Blair (@twisturnugg) July 27, 2018
Resistance is futile.
We can't afford to pay for healthcare but Facebook can afford to lose $119 billion in a single day and not even feel the hit. Sound logic right there.
— ScarecrowBoat (@BoatScarecrow) July 26, 2018
Huh? How on Earth did this person make the jump from Facebook to socialized healthcare?
Wait, strike that.
Socialists. *eye roll*
— MAGIN💔🍁🦖🌈🛸 (@paintedrozes) July 26, 2018