We read a lot of quite frankly hilarious back-and-forths on Twitter, and God bless America because that’s literally our JOBS.
And every once in awhile we come across a bizarre and LENGTHY back-and-forth that we just have to cover, like the one between @RedSteeze and Erica Grieder.
It all started here.
https://twitter.com/profmusgrave/status/1002705277664231424
Deep.
Distinguished upstanding man of society surprises fiancé with priceless diamond and once in a life time cruise to America where she promptly cheats on him & uses horrible act of god as excuse to leave him & keep diamond. Bitch. https://t.co/EwlcgBALzr
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 2, 2018
*dead*
Clearly a joke, and a well-written one at that.
So well-written in fact that we’re not sure Erica understood it was a joke.
Uh, boys? If women literally aren’t even allowed to vote why wouldn’t we steal your diamonds? How stupid do you think we are? ??♀️ https://t.co/YwI7E07HT5
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 2, 2018
She seems so angry about a Titanic reference.
Titanic infuriates us as well, but for different reasons.
It’s a crap movie, don’t @ us.
PSA: Here is the tweet that I am *currently* being harassed for.
Would any of you care to specify a substantive objection to it?: https://t.co/0Qpm2ASE03
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
Harassed? What now?
It. Was. A. Joke.
— Truitt Renaud (@one_mursy_boi) June 3, 2018
That. ^
https://twitter.com/ihate_everyone2/status/1003086870572609536
Seems that way.
I actually *played the same game @redsteeze did* and he shoud be honored that his audience is white-knighting him this hard https://t.co/SGkPhDxPNx
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
White knighting by explaining to her that she misunderstood his tweet?
K.
And going…. https://t.co/w5jpizSAxB
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
This went on forEVER.
She was totally in on it pic.twitter.com/1tQ3D2pEKK
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
We have looked through this exchange and are a tad confused as to which tweet she’s referring to but eh … we’ll chalk this up to Twitter.
Actually, I am a jus sanguinis (look it up) citizen of Switzerland, so my question to R donors was always: "So, what's YOUR fallback plan?" @redsteeze doesn't have one. Neither do any of his acolytes. Prove me wrong. https://t.co/E4p8hTnHZo
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
Huh?
Lady. It’s clear you just didn’t understand it was a joke.
Move on.
I haven't seen anyone attack you for dealing with your family, nor should they. Maybe put twitter down and go handle that. Whatever this is about isn't worth it. https://t.co/NnOqmmiejg
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
This would have only been funnier if he had told her to calm down.
I had thought that, to be honest, but apparently @redsteeze can't pay his bills as easily as I do https://t.co/VYWxSRbIX8
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
We’re so confused right now.
EL OH EL.
https://twitter.com/jonschr/status/1003103121709649921
I honestly don’t have a strong opinion on Erica either way. This is just weird man
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
Weird is one word for it.
I get it y’all but as awkward as this is @redsteeze thinks I’m someone he can target with impunity, because he probably can https://t.co/lg44FnewQM
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
She tweeted HIM.
I didn’t target you with anything. You tweeted at me. I’ve literally been responding to your tweets at me this entire time. This is bonkers. https://t.co/krBzS6PuvR
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
A) You QTed him first, B) you kept digging, and C) just ask for his number next time.
The fact that you started this makes HIM the victim, and you the perp.
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) June 3, 2018
Go check my TL, then @redsteeze's timeline, then decide which of us seems more like one of the many dishonest cowards who are lying to you https://t.co/YW66EjhObN
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
We checked her TL and it seems Erica is a bit unhinged about Steeze.
Just our opinion, no need to tweet at us endlessly about white knighting.
I am profoundly sorry I hurt @redsteeze’s feels with my unobjectionable joke about his joke about 1997’s “Titanic”, can I live pls https://t.co/M6vEPOAwww
— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) June 3, 2018
This is legit bonkers. There is no showdown. There aren't teams. There was a joke made completely unrelated to one person who has now taken it upon themselves to keep at it for four hours because they didn't get it. Crazytown pic.twitter.com/wwgYwnJ7Dg
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
We’re legit #TeamRedSteeze
So this will be going into tomorrow then?
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2018
Man, we hope not.
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