CNN is trying SO HARD to make this Mueller thing happen.
It makes us want to shake them and say, ‘CNN, stop trying to make Mueller happen. It’s NOT happening!’
The public is just now learning about AT&T's payments to President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen. But special counsel Robert Mueller knew about the payments six months ago. https://t.co/Amu4GMzGHY pic.twitter.com/gvR21Bsp40
— CNN (@CNN) May 9, 2018
Mueller is all knowing and stuff.
Hey, even Chris Cillizza says so.
Always important to remember: Mueller knows more than we know. And more than we know he knows. https://t.co/eVzvs8c0bk
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) May 10, 2018
Hrm … was this intentional?
Editor’s note: Yes, this tweet is a week old and it’s still just as ridiculous now as it was then. Hey, blame @ComfortablySmug for bringing it to our attention.
Tfw you take a bong hit and try to quote Donald Rumsfeld https://t.co/VRwyr9GFYY
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 17, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA.
Thanks for not pretending to be a journalist anymore.
— Christie (@RepRepublic) May 17, 2018
He, Stelter, and Acosta should just admit they’re not really journalists, it would go much easier for them in the world of social media.
You know that we know you're an idiot.
— JWF (@JammieWF) May 17, 2018
Gosh, this went well.
Dude. You need to lay off the pipe. pic.twitter.com/mvLvpmREMe
— Ben Crystal (@Bennettruth) May 17, 2018
I remember lots of people seem to know more than you know
— (((Scottergate, Cultural Appreciating AF))) (@ScottColgate) May 17, 2018
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
How do you even have a job?
— A to the B (@AaronBrynen) May 10, 2018
Dude, it’s CNN.