Doritos in all its infinite wisdom saw fit to make super special Doritos for ladies that supposedly aren’t quite as crunchy as their MAN CHIPS … and all anyone can do is laugh about it.
Ok, that’s not true, some SJWs are angry that these Doritos are easier to eat because Frito-Lay doesn’t think women are strong enough to eat normal Doritos.
It is indeed a silly time to be alive.
And speaking of silliness, Twitter reacted to the news of the ‘Lady-Friendly Doritos’ with a hashtag, #AddLadyRuinAFood.
Gotta love it.
In honor of the #LadyDoritos silliness#AddLadyRuinAFood Lady Taco https://t.co/CmOvi4facH
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) February 6, 2018
Ok, blame this woman, she started it!
Hot Lady Pockets#AddLadyRuinAFood
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) February 6, 2018
This just sounds wrong.
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/960890677453344768
Yuck.
Mashed potatoes & lady gravy #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Quantum Flux (@QuantumFlux1964) February 6, 2018
What about Lady potatoes and gravy?
Rocky Mountain Lady Oysters.#AddLadyRuinAFood
— X Mark's the Spot ?? (@SconniBadger1) February 6, 2018
Can’t unsee this in our heads … thanks for that.
Lady poppers #AddLadyRuinAFood
— FrogDoc (@TueborFrog) February 6, 2018
This sounds delicious BUT really wrong.
Lady Weiners
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) February 6, 2018
Ok, stop it.
Chocolate lady fountain? #AddLadyRuinAFood pic.twitter.com/jtnZ794ygX
— Persnickety (@Dawnsfire) February 6, 2018
Hrm.
#AddLadyRuinAFood
Double Stuffed Lady Oreos— G (@TCC_Grouchy) February 6, 2018
Sounds like a LOT of carbs, man.
Lady Royale with Cheese#AddLadyRuinAFood
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) February 6, 2018
Lady back ribs #AddLadyRuinAFood
— ? Jess in the Straw ? (@LadyJessMacBeth) February 6, 2018
‘I want my Lady back lady back lady back lady back lady back ribs’ …
Hot Crossed Lady Buns
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) February 6, 2018
That just sounds dirty.
Lady Kumquats … running away ???. #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Diane B (@dmb1031) February 6, 2018
HA!
Lady Crabcakes #AddLadyRuinAFood
— LiterallyYourCalmRelative???? (@KristinBoymom) February 6, 2018
No. No no no.
I Can’tBelieve It’s Not Lady Butter#AddLadyRuinAFood
— ?? ?? Bi-Polar Bear, ? of the Dreaming (@dcblerg2015) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/jamiestorment21/status/960901183094378496
Alrighty then.
Vienna lady sausage #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Freedom Recon (@FreedomRecon) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/confedofadunce/status/960888829560475648
We see what you did there.
Lady Sausage Roll #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Mark Anderson (@Manderskat) February 6, 2018
Yeah, no.
Steak and Lady Cheese #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) February 6, 2018
Lady Ladyfingers#AddLadyRuinAFood
— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) February 6, 2018
Well, that’s just redundant.
Lady Ding Dongs #AddLadyRuinAFood
— Jodi???? (@APLMom) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/Corduroyalist/status/960891577341218821
Aaaaand we’re done here.
OMG.
EL OH EL.
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