WTAF?! US regulators say Hawaii employee who sent missile alert thought attack was imminent

Considering this ’employee’ in Hawaii allegedly had to hit a button twice to send the alert, we’re not entirely surprised that it wasn’t an accident.

BREAKING: US regulators: Hawaii employee who sent false ballistic missile alert thought actual attack was imminent.

— The Associated Press (@AP) January 30, 2018

Sounds legit, Hawaii.

But wait, that’s the whole story? Umm … why did this employee think an attack was imminent? Does this employee not need a directive from a higher up before pushing a button TWICE to send such an alert?

Or maybe he or she was eating Tide Pods and passed out on the button, twice, and they’re just too embarrassed to admit it.

Wut?

— Texas Guy (@Collinsdw) January 30, 2018

And??

— Stacey Ewell (@staceewell) January 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/KimKimmary/status/958388219460034560

Because everything is about Trump.

lmao does that make it better or worse

— zaron, but a turkey ? (@zaron5551) January 30, 2018

We’re not sure honestly.

https://twitter.com/ZachSmith/status/958389794127560705

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Huh? Why on Earth would that be?!?!? pic.twitter.com/fxPqT3iQea

— Tiffany K. (@KampmannTiffany) January 30, 2018

Keep going …

https://twitter.com/OtherRealPaul/status/958388635170111488

https://twitter.com/SnarkActual/status/958390389228089344

Yeah, bro.

pic.twitter.com/1V4VniBpsW

— SCOTT DEYAGER (@ScottDeYager) January 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Blake_View/status/958391816641851393

Was he playing missile command?

— Steven (@MaVASteve) January 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/rksimonlaw/status/958388413727760384

This does NOT make perfect sense, EL OH EL.

But then again, in 2018 what does?

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