Man oh man, this tweet from Sheriff David Clarke really freaked the Left out. Granted, these folks seem to be in a constant state of freakout so it’s difficult to tell for sure when something really bothers them, but this Clarke tweet definitely got under their skin.
https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/947225820493426688
As far as tweets go it’s not all that creative or thought-provoking (and c’mon with the CAPS, man) but for some reason, Lefties lost their proverbial shiznit over the tweet, including nobody Liberal author, Patrick S. Tomlinson.
Yeah, we don’t really know who he is either except that he’s really fun to mock and poke fun at.
Report this tweet for threatening physical violence against members of the media like myself.
Also, @SheriffClarke, any time you want to take a swing at me, you're welcome to try.
But it will require you to come back to Milwaukee, and we already ran you out of this town once. https://t.co/sdrcNmejPC
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 31, 2017
Members of the media like himself?
Who is he again?
Stop flattering yourself
No one knows who you are so basically your indignation at @SheriffClarke tweet is nothing but you flailing at windmills. https://t.co/BEm1IfL9L0— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 31, 2017
Look at me, look at me!
Said the guy with 6,000 fewer followers and no national bylines.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 31, 2017
Uh-oh, someone’s insecure.
I'd rather have zero followers than be an hysteric like you.
— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 31, 2017
Good for you.
No one cares.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 31, 2017
Oddly enough it seems Tomlinson DOES care because he’s sure going on and on about it.
Haven't needed a day job in years, son. You can do that when you sign six-figure book deals.
Sorry you have no talents.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 31, 2017
Son.
EL OH EL.
Not even a little. You have already been beaten, son.
You're just too stupid to recognize it.
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) December 31, 2017
Hrm.
Tough guys who have to tell you they’re tough aren’t tough, just sayin’.
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/947570695571197955
Poor Pat.
He thinks there’s a Twitter “scoreboard”!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/kDfvR5ZI1G
— JD (@GameOnJD) December 31, 2017
HE’S WINNING!
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/947580525518249984
Ok, maybe not, but he likes to pretend he is.
Sensitive little fella.
Has he told you yet that you’ll “never be heard of”? pic.twitter.com/Q4Vne1W8lm
— kelly ⚜️ (@nerfherder73) December 31, 2017
Nope, but he has blocked the editor of this piece.
She’s SUCH a meanie.
Wow. Twitter hero. I’m sure everyone wants to be like you.
— The Brickhouse (@Brickhouse0733) December 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/MadFiest/status/947577362140614656
‘Nuff said.
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