Wait, you mean there are water thingies where people can get a free drink at the airport?! What’s the name of this amazing, thrilling new magical device?! WE MUST KNOW!

Oh, ya’ don’t say?

WOW. Who would have ever thought there could be such an amazing contraption out there?!

Oh, that’s right! And they said millennials can’t learn.

The horror!

The fact these people are so amazed by a water fountain makes us sad.

And laugh.

You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.



I’m Ben Sasse, B*TCH! NYT Manson piece gets REKT in 1 tweet from our fave Nebraskan senator