You know those days on Twitter where you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope what you’re reading wasn’t written to be taken seriously? Yeah, that’s been the majority of Twitter since the news broke about accusations against Judge Roy Moore.

And of course the media and Alamba politicians are TOTALLY feeding the frenzy:

From The Hill:

Bibb County Republican Chairman Jerry Pow told the Toronto Star’s Daniel Dale that he would vote for Moore, the GOP candidate in the Alabama Senate race, regardless of the allegations rather than vote for Democratic candidate Doug Jones, an exchange that Dale posted on Twitter.

“I would vote for Judge Moore because I wouldn’t want to vote for Doug,” Pow said. “I’m not saying I support what he did.”

Ugh, dude. Stop it.

*sigh*

Yeeehaw!

You know that face you make when you read something so stupid you wonder how the person who wrote it is able to hold their own head up on a daily basis? Or the face you make when your grandpa passes gas and it’s REALLY bad?

Yup, just made that face.

Please, please let it be a parody.

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