Be an intern at the FBI, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
My name is Kathryn and I'm a current intern. I'm here to answer any questions you may have! #FBIHonors
— FBI Albuquerque (@FBIAlbuquerque) September 27, 2017
She had to know this wouldn’t end well, especially on Twitter.
But it’s hilarious.
Hi Kathryn, what can you tell me about J. Edgar Hoover? Anything juicy?
— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) September 27, 2017
Why did you guys screw over the Baltimore PD at the end of Season 2 of The Wire?
— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) September 27, 2017
This sounds like a serious question.
Are you people watching me?
— Problematic AF™? (@EF517_V2) September 27, 2017
Hrm, are they?
They are now.
— Jim (@Ifitsthisname) September 27, 2017
Dude did it to himself.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
— Prepper Frog (@TueborFrog) September 27, 2017
OOH OOH WE KNOW!
Gold star for the Holy Grail reference.
Why isn't Hillary Clinton in prison?
— tim (@Timerican) September 27, 2017
HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK
— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 27, 2017
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, PLEASE HELP.
Hi, Kathryn-Is that small incident I was involved in on the boat in 1997, still on my permanent record? The opossum survived, right?
— Deebs ????? (@shumad1) September 28, 2017
Sounds like a personal problem to us.
Hey Kathryn. Do you have any info on where I might find a banana donut in the Mpls metro area?
— Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) September 28, 2017
Get thee to a Dunkin Donuts.
Hey Kathryn what's Loretta Lynch's golf handicap?
— jim palmer (@spiv) September 28, 2017
What did Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch REALLY talk about on the tarmac?
— Denny Loggins (@DerpFlannel) September 27, 2017
Their grandkids, duh.
can you confirm that avril lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced with a lookalike
— [insert wave emoji] (@WilldeFries) September 27, 2017
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) September 27, 2017
Not a whole lot because a million dollars doesn’t go very far these days.
TELL US THE TRUTH BEHIND ROSWELL I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
— Atticus Goldfinch (@AtticusGF) September 27, 2017
Don’t tell, Kathryn!
How much do you regret asking people to ask you questions?
— TTB ?? (@ttsocb5) September 28, 2017
We’re guessing PLENTY.
Hi, Kathryn. My question is: Are they paying you enough for this? I hope so. Have a nice day. : )
— EmBee (@EmBeesWeb) September 27, 2017
Not NEARLY enough.