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'Attack of the 100 Foot DERP!' New York magazine's cover featuring Bill de Blasio is 'most absurd ever'

Who on EARTH thought this cover was in any way a good idea? Surely even Bill de Blasio himself could see there would be issues with a photo of him like this on the front cover of New York magazine.

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It’s like he’s the Jolly Blue Commie … ho ho ho:

https://twitter.com/chocobohomo/status/905062473937629188

You know they are staring at this today and trying to remember if they’d been drinking the night they decided THIS was the picture to go with.

https://twitter.com/chocobohomo/status/905064325190221824

We can hear the conversation now:

Bill: I want people to take me seriously.
Photographer: Right …
Bill: So get down at my feet and take the photo looking up.
Photographer: Huh?
Bill: Trust me, it’ll be awesome.

Heh.

https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/904905000366813185

We prefer the version where this shot was de Blasio’s idea, but this is funny too.

It is somewhat imposing, and creepy.

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Epic.

It really is one of the strangest covers we’ve ever seen not only of politicians, but just in general.

https://twitter.com/HoldenBarghest/status/905067272817049600

Awww, and that’s the real message here, isn’t it.

He’s looking DOWN on people.

How very New York City of him.


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