Hillary. Will. Not. Be. President.

And then magical pretty unicorns will fly down from the sky, sprinkle progressive fairy dust on the White House and suddenly Hillary will become president.

These people … yeah, we know we say that a lot but seriously, THESE PEOPLE.

Good gravy.

That’s assuming they ever had working brains in the first place.

That’s the only problem you see with this article?

*snort*

See, Conservatives write the BEST fan fiction.

Heh.

Psh. Pffft. How boring.

#Evergreen.


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