Hillary. Will. Not. Be. President.

And then magical pretty unicorns will fly down from the sky, sprinkle progressive fairy dust on the White House and suddenly Hillary will become president.

These people … yeah, we know we say that a lot but seriously, THESE PEOPLE.

Good gravy.

That’s assuming they ever had working brains in the first place.

That’s the only problem you see with this article?


See, Conservatives write the BEST fan fiction.


Psh. Pffft. How boring.



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