Oh look, it’s a HAWT chick on a bomb in a Breitling storefront.

Cat-hoarding feminists and hairy-legged SJWs triggered in 3 … 2 … 1

Gosh, they’ll really miss having someone like Maria shopping there, whatever will they do without the ‘hates penis SJW’ demographic?

Oh and by the way, it’s a shout-out to artwork painted on bomber jets during WWII, which Maria would know if she read something other than Huffington Post and Cosmo.

How DARE you?!



Editor’s note: Added this thread because of its historic (literally) take down of Maria’s original rage – read the entire thread on Twitter:

You’d think feminists would want to celebrate what is gorgeous and lovely about women, there is nothing wrong with being sexy.

Unless of course you’re a proponent of third-wave feminism …


Such a microaggression and stuff.

Careful, she’ll accuse you of mansplaining.


Maybe she should smile more.


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