'Rural white girl to WOKE soul sista': Rachel Dolezal writes about 'freeing her inner blackness' in memoir

Well then.

How Rachel Dolezal Became a 'Woke Soul Sista' https://t.co/LvnmnRNijz pic.twitter.com/E1Y7YmKoii

— Newser (@Newser) March 24, 2017

Rachel Dolezal appears to be doubling down on her racial identity crisis.

Serio.

Via the New York Post:

Dolezal has penned a memoir in which she compares her travails to slavery and describes her harrowing childhood as a pale, blond girl growing up poor on the side of a Montana mountain.

As she toiled in the garden for her strict, Evangelical parents, she’d dream of freeing her inner blackness, Dolezal writes in “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World.”

See, she’d read her grandmother’s National Geographic magazines. So she knew about blackness.

Just when you think her story can’t get any weirder.

https://twitter.com/harpyshrew/status/845253065049620480

Oh Rachel.

White Woman Rachel Dolezal on Being “Too Black” Being The Reason She Left Her Black Husband https://t.co/BgFXR53CR4 pic.twitter.com/hCr1Fl9DPq

— Robert Littal (@BSO) March 24, 2017

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Wait, what?!

Granted, a lot of people will probably read this memoir because she is such a train wreck BUT c’mon … does she really think anyone will believe this?

https://twitter.com/RickCanton/status/845278512244293633

Hey, at least she's got a story and she's stickin' to it… #JustSlightlyBatShit https://t.co/CQR8x3Ivuj

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2017

BREAKING: Crayola to release Rachel Dolezal themed crayons. pic.twitter.com/FipBhKVBoB

— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) March 24, 2017

Yeah, this went well, Rachel.