Oh wow, this is super surprising … or not.

Wonder what the over/under was in Vegas on how long it would take Gloria to get involved in this mess.

And you know Gloria can’t WAIT to take advantage of this woman … err… we mean DEFEND this woman.

Yeah, that’s it.

Right? Total shocker.

It’s been awhile since Gloria could take advantage of some woman for notoriety and money and what better time than to come out and help Hillary by trying to hurt Trump?

Also, she likely needed to feed on the souls of at least a dozen virgins a swell, so there’s that.

Someone else called her a “nut-hater,” but his account was so terrifying we couldn’t share his tweet in good faith.

But it did make us laugh.