Nineteen dead people registered to vote in Virginia (a swing state) but hey, Democrats say we don’t have an issue with voter fraud.

Nope.

Nothing to see here.

The corpses in question were all registered by a private group in the Shenandoah Valley city of Harrisonburg, and while the group has not been named we do know they are associated with working to register voters on the campus of James Madison University.

No charges have been filed yet.

Shocking right?

Nope. Nothing to see here, just a bunch of dead people registering to vote in a swing state. In fact you’re probably racist for saying that or at the very least super sexist. For shame.

Absolutely NOT. C’mon, dead people vote and they vote for Democrats like every day. Quit making a big deal out of it. Psh!

EXACTLY. Stop discriminating against the dead! They’re people too … sorta.