As we continue to go through the silliest, dumbest election ever, many people have been putting their faith and hope into a third party candidate: the sweet meteor of death or SMOD for short.
Good news everyone! pic.twitter.com/Va2OgS6Pne
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) July 11, 2016
@TheBrandonMorse Do they have an approximate region of impact? I wanna go camping there to make sure o.-
— Elanarae – GamingCat (@ElanaraeLP) July 11, 2016
Just how bad is this election that more people are cheering a giant rock smashing into the Earth and ending life as we know it?
— Tim (@AspiringThrawn) July 11, 2016
— DeanLogic ♎ (@DeanLogic) July 11, 2016
Technically that’s not possible if SMOD shows up, but kudos for your dedication.
— Weh? (@Wehback) July 11, 2016
That being said, SMOD has some pretty stellar promises for its campaign:
As President, I will open:
• A full investigation into the Clintons' corruption & abuse of power
• A 400 mile wide hole in Earth's crust
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod2016) July 6, 2016
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created [and destroyed] equal… pic.twitter.com/QbLk2qFFZ4
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod2016) July 4, 2016
SMOD: I joined BLM
Q: Black Lives Matter?
Q: Bureau of Land Mgmt?
Q: Blimpies Int'l Inc.?
Q: Big Lethal Meteors?
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod2016) July 8, 2016
Even getting in on this Pokemon craze:
This Pokemon Go thing is out of control. pic.twitter.com/4rFgmFMOz4
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod2016) July 11, 2016