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The Economy’s Dead? Somebody Better Tell Toys ‘R’ Us

AP Photo/Julio Cortez, File

The Left and the lamestream media are doing everything they can to convince everyday average Americans that the country is a dumpster fire under the current administration. They even seem to be trying to convince everyone that their disposable income has evaporated. To which this writer says, Oh, really?

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If the economy is so bad, why is Toys R Us starting to thrive again? Digging deeper into the article. Toys R Us currently has 40 stores in America. Now, admittedly, when it filed for bankruptcy, it had over 700 stores. This news brings the new total to 160. It also seems the kids who grew up hearing that cherished jingle took it to heart because, per the data, 55 percent of sales come from adult-only households. Meaning a lot of us who grew up singing: ♫ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid ♪ really meant it! 

So say we all! 

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There seems to be a clear consensus on X about what the owners should do next.

Who else is ready to camp out on opening day?

Simpatico!

As you can see, some folks seem really excited! 

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Others not so much 

Say what you want, but to the author, this feels like a real moment of the world being made right again.

Maybe brick-and-mortar retail didn't die after all. Just boring retail 

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