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Stop Snorting the Parmesan: Hunter Biden Claims Trump Is 'Painting a Bullseye' on Harry Sisson

Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin  |  7:00 PM on October 21, 2025


Whew! It's been a banner day for the 'Absolutely No One Wants to Hear From You Ever Again' crowd. 

First, Chuck Todd decided to scold us all again, on his podcast that no one's heard of, about what it means to be an American. Then, White House furniture thief and all-around evil witch Hillary Clinton decided that it was her job to determine whether Donald Trump could renovate 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where she will never live again. 

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Frankly, we're not sure how we could top those two. 

Oh, wait. Guess who has an opinion about Donald Trump's hilarious troll video featuring Harry Sisson?

It's tweaker, shadow President, Ukraine energy expert, and Parmesan cheese snorter Hunter Biden. 

Huzzah! 

... create an A.I. Video wearing a crown and dumping excrement on the heads of American peaceful protesters and, you know, TikTok stars like Harry...' 

'I see him basically, you know, painting a bullseye, painting a bullseye on somebody like that.'

Oh, Sisson was getting painted, alright. But it wasn't a bullseye. 

But it's pretty funny to hear Hunter, of all people, making this claim.  

We get that the Biden scion's brain has been permanently addled by all of the drugs he's ingested over the years (as well as the aforementioned aged cheese), but we would have hoped he would at least he'd remember who his father is. 

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Aww. How cute. We kind of miss Joe Biden and his excruciating ability to fumble around a single sentence for five minutes. 

(No, we don't). 

But, of course, that bullseye was fine with Hunter. Meanwhile, Trump hilariously dropping a load of dung on little Sisson is a 'threat to democracy' and 'stochastic terrorism.'

... or something. 

If anyone believes that he is clean and sober, we've got some lovely beachfront property for sale ... in Omaha, Nebraska. 

Oh, we almost forgot about Hunter's illegal gun purchase and his tax evasion. 

Remind us why he isn't in prison again, President Autopen? 

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Hunter being the morality and decency police is kind of like, well, kind of like Hillary speaking about 'desecrating' the White House, which we noted above. 

Hey, give him a break. There's no telling what drugs -- or condiments -- he sniffed this morning. 

He might think his name is Teddy Roosevelt right now. 

Oh, that's the best part. Every time a leftist wants to whine about the video, they have to SHOW the video, making it even more of a hilarious viral sensation. 

Ahem. 

We can neither confirm nor deny that Hunter made art out of his own feces to try to sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. (But he almost certainly did, also while high.) 

We tried to find a clip of Hunter Biden expressing outrage at the assassination of Charlie Kirk, but, of course, that video does not exist. 

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Maybe he should sit ALL of them out. 

And thank the Autopen that he's not in prison where he belongs. 

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