Shocking: a 47-year-old Jose Canseco can't hit a baseball

Thursday night marked the debut of former major leaguer and current roid-head Jose Canseco for the Worcester Tornadoes, a “professional” baseball team that competes in the Canadian-American Association of Professional Baseball.

The former American League MVP went 0-2 with two walks and two strikeouts.

That’s about all you need to know.

I will say, however, that Canseco tried really hard, and his mom is probably really proud of him.

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