50 Cent dies (again), rumor mill chugging along with more 'news' of rapper's passing

50 Cent has died more times in real life than Leonardo DiCaprio has died in movies, but the rumors just won’t quit. Once again, we are faced with a completely random news website, this time from the generally unheard of Global Associated News, talking about some cryptic car crash where 50 Cent suffers “severe head trauma.”

Come on, really? Are we really going to believe the 100th death rumor about 50 Cent that isn’t being reported by any large and reputable news venues?

https://twitter.com/#!/sophtaylorx/status/200606351016198145

https://twitter.com/#!/ChanelNF/status/200565230928019456

https://twitter.com/#!/tobikinz/status/198984468562845698

https://twitter.com/#!/JayJayS13/status/200632939954966528

Don’t lose your faith in humanity yet, readers, some shiny beacons of common sense have shone through the darkness, offering a ray of hope for those in doubt:

https://twitter.com/#!/KevoKenttt/status/200637588183330818

https://twitter.com/#!/KrazyKate84/status/200634845192404993

https://twitter.com/#!/SirrellR/status/200632873844342784

https://twitter.com/#!/Laurennbaaaby/status/200621141474295808

We don’t know about a man running around with a gun (to be fair, that’s probably happening somewhere), but it’s pretty safe to say that for now, 50 Cent is just fine.

Besides, we all know a man shot simultaneously nine times, taking some of those bullets straight to the face, isn’t going to be taken down by some puny car crash. Move along friends, nothing to see here.