'Fix this': 20 distraught fans who want Obama to bring Zayn back

In case you’ve been, you know, immersed in work or world affairs or life outside the orbit of anyone under 18, you probably haven’t heard that teen pop star Zayn Malik has quit the British boy band One Direction.

Distraught fans, half in jest or maybe not, are tweeting America’s celebrity president to take action.

@BarackObama what do you have to say about zayn leaving one direction and how greatly its impacted every nation around the world

— loverboy✨ (@raindropsfeIl) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/cornbreadsays/status/580785891695681537

@BarackObama fix the zayn situation offer england all of whatever we can spare

— k a i t l i n (@kaitlinofficial) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/petersquilIs/status/580897580365660160

Aye @BarackObama can you talk to Zayn and tell him to rejoin the band. This isn't gonna work I'm gonna be emotional 24/7 so fix this. Thx ?

— j (@JuliaR_AA) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/fletchrwin/status/580839549242224640

@BarackObama Our country is in a crisis, please do your duty and make Zayn come back

— tayboi carti ? (@tayyylorclark) March 25, 2015

@BarackObama make zayn come back

— E L I Z A B E T H (@ebrown150) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/laurenhtexas/status/580781146251792387

@BarackObama this is important. zayn quit 1D. SEND HELP.

— holly (@hollyspiinner) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/MaggieGoodrich/status/580882200306008064

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@BarackObama Call up Zayn Malik and just give him some good vibes please

— Natalie ? (@babbygorl) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/sirblainers/status/580787031732662272

https://twitter.com/kajsa_grace/status/580872534075265024

Zayn canNOT leave one direction!!! @BarackObama FIX THIS!!!

— alanna. (@alannahanly) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/ItsJustKatrinaa/status/580830918442676224

@BarackObama Zayn left the band, call in the marines and the drones asap

— peachy merry cone (@sudarsela) March 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/iStylesBurger/status/580815590324981760

Why did Zayn leave One Direction? Please fix it @BarackObama

— Lou #SK10 (@StarKidCorner) March 25, 2015

@BarackObama if you bring zayn back we will make you emperor

— ): karly 🙁 (@karletta_idk) March 25, 2015

We’re sure President Selfie Stick McHollywood will get right on it, kids.

‘Til then, here’s your consolation prize.

https://twitter.com/PresidentRaps/status/580534879105990658