https://twitter.com/AmosPosner/status/358832829989265409
Yo @TwitchyTeam Holy crap @GeraldoRivera
— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) July 21, 2013
Holy crap, indeed.
Late Saturday night, Fox News anchor Geraldo Rivera somehow got it into his brain that posting a half-naked, sideways selfie was a good idea. Twitter users everywhere gasped.
In horror.
And reached for the eye bleach.
https://twitter.com/cgothner/status/358849006585131008
@Shane_Minn @GeraldoRivera Peak vomit
— ? boy summer (@juanyfbaby) July 21, 2013
Sweet Baby Jesus “@GeraldoRivera: 70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…) http://t.co/OzkpOR7Opu”
— David Begnaud (@DavidBegnaud) July 21, 2013
@GeraldoRivera I think you've been hanging out with Weiner too much.
— Mossback (@Mossback) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/RustinNiles/status/358833248907956224
https://twitter.com/snakep1ss/status/358833477308784641
.@GeraldoRivera So, what section of life does this crisis take place in?
— Lord Scone (@BiffBiddy) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/HeyTJWeber/status/358848992051859456
AUUGHHGHSHUZZHH! RT @GeraldoRivera 70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…) http://t.co/T8tEbzb81E
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/DebraFBloom/status/358849346088878081
. @GeraldoRivera is just inches away from securing the endorsement of the *Towel is too damn low* party.
— Rachel (@esqcapades) July 21, 2013
@finansakrobat ahhgg.. My eyes..
— Gubb (@gubbmintcheese) July 21, 2013
I thought it would be cool if I was up this late but then I saw a shirtless selfie of Geraldo Rivera and now I would just prefer to die.
— Matt St. G (@Invasionone) July 21, 2013
Here's Geraldo Rivera, exhibiting sound judgment and excellent taste as usual lol @GeraldoRivera 70 is the new 50: http://t.co/ZQSBels7rV
— Landon Bailey (@jdlando) July 21, 2013
I hear dementia can lead to sideways selfies @GeraldoRivera
— TC (@Dawgfan) July 21, 2013
Move over, Amanda Bynes!
@GeraldoRivera leave the crazy selfies to @amandabynes!
— D (@deidre_starks) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/haolegurl808/status/358838333830488064
Geraldo Rivera think he Amanda Bynes, bruh.
— Rusty Redenbacher (@rustymk2) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/haolegurl808/status/358849044702982144
Geraldo Rivera and Mr. Burns, separated at birth?
@GeraldoRivera Not ok. This is all I see when I close my eyes now. pic.twitter.com/emmMZ8Fw22
— Steven Romo (@stevenromo) July 21, 2013
If Rivera was trying to distract people from his weekend’s earlier blunders, he succeeded.
I feel like a total schmuck screwing up the intro to the esteemed Dr. Alveda King. My humble apologies Dr King xoxo
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) July 21, 2013
Trayvon Supporters Jeer Geraldo Rivera & FOX News at NYC Rally (Video) http://t.co/DbNRfRXlzU via @gatewaypundit
— Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) July 21, 2013
Fox News colleague Greg Gutfeld chimed in on SeniorCitizenSelfieGate:
It's official @GeraldoRivera is running for mayor!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
Sometimes people miss things when they go to the bathroom, so i'm tweeting this one more time: https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
anyway, i dare you NOT to look at this: https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
This is the best thing to happen to twitter ever. Screw you royal baby watch. Thank you @GeraldoRivera
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
Right now that towel is being tested at the lab for awesomeness, https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
warning, i am gunna continue posting the Geraldo photo until someone delivers me a box of chocolate covered kittens https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
i changed my mind. I don't want chocolate covered kittens. I want a hovercraft made of snoring ducklings. https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
if u want me to stop tweeting this, every person must send me swim trunks made of gold and ostrich teeth: https://t.co/eZEtPmHkK2
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 21, 2013
Make it stop. Make it stop.
And PLEASE STOP is the New 70. Btw, is that original Listerine? MT @GeraldoRivera: 70 is the new 50 http://t.co/K8ZoMWCCvJ
— Kate Rose (@KateRoseMe) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/luxtempo/status/358847844452532228
https://twitter.com/rackoflambert/status/358847684771201025
If you stand in front of the mirror at a local YMCA gym locker room and chant 'Bloody Mary' 3x, Geraldo Rivera appears. #LastOneIPromise
— Lord Scone (@BiffBiddy) July 21, 2013
#GeraldoSelfie has broken the Internets.
#GeraldoSelfie — Why old people shouldn't have smart phones.
— NoEmptySuits (@NoEmptySuits) July 21, 2013
#GeraldoSelfie..making everyone afraid to open a Twitter photo link
— Kwaker aka Tina (@kwaker) July 21, 2013
I see #GeraldoSelfie is trending so I can't take the chance of looking at twitter for a while
— Buying a huge hipster coffee shop with my Sorosbux (@RegressiveElf) July 21, 2013
And with that, #bqhatevwr just retired as the last thing that broke Twitter in the wee morning hours. #GeraldoSelfie
— SuperElite Ruby (@bleu_ruby) July 21, 2013
Does the #GeraldoSelfie mean we have officially reached the end of the Internet? Is that the sign?
— A Hollow Basket Case (@sovereignann) July 21, 2013
This may be the first time in Twitchy history that we wished Twitchy wasn’t forever.
Noo, I can't unsee it! RT @GeraldoRivera: 70 is the new 50 http://t.co/jeH8b7NFKu
— daniel jones, but from six feet away. ? (@teamdanjones) July 21, 2013
Well, it could have been worse.
https://twitter.com/jackmcoldcuts/status/358845011426684928
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