EUREKA! Cause of Kurt Eichenwald's, Julia Ioffe's off-the-rails acts may have just been discovered

So, the media have really been losing it. From Julia Ioffe to Keith Olbermann to the off-the-railiest one of all: Kurt Eichenwald.

Julia Ioffe yesterday, Kurt Eichenwald today. Bets on who's the next to flip out?

— Scott Toby Real (@azkaged) December 16, 2016

Eichenwald’s post-Tucker Carlson interview Twitter meltdown Thursday night was something to behold. The cuckoo pants was strong with that one. What is causing all the nuttiness? Well, Donald Trump, of course. But that cannot possibly be all. Perhaps this is the answer:

Dear @CDC I need to report a virus, possibly transmitted by JournoList, that causes erratic outbursts and highly labile affect

— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) December 16, 2016

Paging the CDC! Help is desperately needed.

CDC: "Have you tried turning it off and on again"

— BigMcLrgHuge (@BigMcLrgHuge) December 16, 2016

Snort. Oh, the “IT Crowd”; A favorite show. But, will media try to cure their ailing journo brethren? Doubtful.

"I can't believe how hateful and tribal GOPers are," said the media, while rallying around Julia Ioffe, Kurt Eichenwald, and Keith Olbermann

— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 16, 2016