Well, this is embarrassing: Did you hear what Hillary Clinton just said she's against? It's mind-boggling

Vague is putting it super kindly. Take a gander at this oh-so-brave stance from Hillary Clinton during a CNN appearance recently:

Clinton on @CNN this morning: "I'm not only against bad things…I want to start good things"

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) February 21, 2016

Um. Gutsy call, Hillary! That 3:00 a.m. phone call came for you … and it said, “you stink.” At even just running for president, never mind the nightmare that would occur if she tried to actually BE president.

Hillary followed up with more absurdity:

On @CNN, Clinton says the question on the back of many peoples' minds about her is: "Is she in it for us, or is she in it for herself?"

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) February 21, 2016

"And I'm going to demonstrate, I'm the same person fighting to make a difference in people's lives…" she adds

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) February 21, 2016

Oh honey. Bless your precious heart. We’ll fix that one for you, since we are givers:

@ABCLiz Unfortunately those people are her family and foundation cronies in order to line their pockets

— Chad Edwards (@EaglesTTT) February 21, 2016

Heh. Heck of a job, Hillary! Keep the fails coming: We love the giggles. So there’s that?