This creepy puppet and interpretive dance from #ClimateMarch will make your sides ache [photos]

Gasping! As Twitchy readers know, the slacktivist-filled “People’s Climate March” is happening now. And it is as absurd and mock-worthy as expected.

It's the freaky-deaky Cirque du Climate Change – neon green wig optional. pic.twitter.com/Se6ub5nisQ #peopleclimatechange

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

Yikes!

It gets worse:

Because if we build enough big freaky puppets, the planet will be saved! #peoplesclimatemarch http://t.co/zIPqaEM60h

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

Creepy.

@ThisIsJoshSmith @michellemalkin Oh. My. Goodness…….

— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) September 21, 2014

Get ready for aching sides.

@ChrisYMcCoy @michellemalkin I KNEW IT! It's never a real lefty demonstration until they haul out the giant puppets!

— Christa Cooper (@MissMarple2) September 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/513706197888032769

https://twitter.com/finditandkillit/status/513714675696271360

I've always said we're just one huge paper mâché puppet away from (enter fringe cause here) succeeding.

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin That puppet is conductor of the Crazy Train.

— Suze (@suze109) September 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/513715018341560320

First, creepy puppet. Next? Ah yes. Interpretive dance.

My aching sides. Feel free to caption this #climatemarch interpretive dance ==> pic.twitter.com/qGhfLuNloy

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

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@michellemalkin and they wonder why no serious person listens.

— Rita McConnell (@52York) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin Maybe they could interpretive dance our economy back into shape, think? LMBO!!!!

— Scotty (@musicgirl77) September 21, 2014

@TruthHurtsYou @michellemalkin The only thing I usually interpret from interpretive dance is how stupid it looks.

— Greg F. #LibertyOrDeath #WuhanVirus ?only (@straytski) September 21, 2014

Bingo.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/513716173490245633

Perfect.

And an excellent exit point about the oh-so-creepy puppet:

@michellemalkin that will end up in a landfill.

— Darren (@DarrenScott12) September 21, 2014

Ding, ding, ding! Heck of a job, marchers.

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