You're about to see why 'impressively insane' Sanrio Vine makes up for the horrific Hello Kitty betrayal

Lori Ziganto | 5:00 PM on August 28, 2014

Well, a shocking revelation was made.

This is No Big Deal 😉 RT @katyperry: IT'S OKAY HELLO KITTY FANS, KITTY PURRY IS A CAT.

— Hello Kitty (@hellokitty) August 28, 2014

But apparently Hello Kitty is not (read the whole story if you want to have your mind blown).

Mind blown about @hellokitty? http://t.co/4Y8Bv2MQSv

— Sanrio (@sanrio) August 27, 2014

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the betrayal!

They do have a point. But I felt like my childhood was a lie. Hello Kitty is a human girl, not a cat http://t.co/JCibbMlATe via @TIME

— Vine 수지랑 (@missD_vine) August 28, 2014

I for one feel betrayed by "Hello Kitty" for representing herself as a Kitty for so long. Jesus is it even a She?!! #HelloKitty #Lies

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) August 28, 2014

Based on my Twitter feed, Hello Kitty brought Ebola to Brad and Angelina's wedding in Ukraine. Whoa, if true.

— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) August 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/msnadiaosman/status/504820083755986946

RT @HonestToddler: .@hellokitty Ur not a human

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) August 28, 2014

Ok Hello Kitty let's say you're a human. WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) August 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/505061103580094464
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/505071192966176768

I guess the Hello Kitty people are telling us she is a human girl who was tragically modified to resemble a cartoon cat.

— Hunter Baker (@hunterbaker) August 28, 2014

When HELLO KITTY trends, I always hope it's followed with, "… has been viciously attacked and eaten by a rabid coyote."

— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) August 28, 2014