'Rather set my spleen on fire!' Responses to clueless Dems' 'spend Labor Day with Obama' contest are perfect

Guys! Labor Day with Obama … squee!

? RSVP here: http://t.co/sInGkzLryD ? pic.twitter.com/4YAoFSJdF3

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) August 16, 2014

Of course, emphasis is not on the “labor” when it comes to the president:

Why in New York? Is he taking another vacation? RT @TheDemocrats: Spend Labor Day weekend with President Obama: pic.twitter.com/DqUvjSrja8

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) August 17, 2014

Snicker.

Even a Twitter user who wanted emails from Democrats has had enough of this nonsense:

@TheDemocrats hi is there anyway to fully & totally unscribe from your emailing list? I tried to once & it says you'll only email important

— k-e-z-z-a-h (@alternageek_) August 17, 2014

@TheDemocrats emails but I get emailed two to three times a day about the Obama BBQ and making donations. That's not important IMO.

— k-e-z-z-a-h (@alternageek_) August 17, 2014

These responses to the clueless contest are perfect.

.@TheDemocrats On what golf course?

— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) August 17, 2014

Just a BBQ? No golf? RT @TheDemocrats: Spend Labor Day weekend with President Obama: http://t.co/Cfd6iQzb2E pic.twitter.com/ksrQTjFTws

— Tish (@KamaainaInOC) August 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/TexMex817/status/501064311297822721

@derekahunter @TheDemocrats Can #RosemaryLehmberg go to a barbeque so soon after her conviction? #CanAnyoneConfirm

— Lem (@Lemang01) August 17, 2014

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“@TheDemocrats: ? RSVP here: http://t.co/BayFlhu9yl ? pic.twitter.com/w4RIWzK69r”

All who don't attend will be indicted by the Travis County DA

— Remulak MoxArgon: Intergalactic Overlord? (@moxargon) August 16, 2014

@derekahunter @TheDemocrats the usual $32,500 to attend I assume?

— Jester Redux (@JStgoalie) August 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/McCarthyKnew/status/501064891038728192

@TheDemocrats The "folks" don't have an appetite for bullshit. #DogBarbecue

— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) August 17, 2014

@TheDemocrats No thanks I'm not a fan of cooked canine. How much is this little party gonna cost U.S.? Spend, Spend, Spend….

— PAsh III (@PaulAshIII) August 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/dthurston/status/501065738354823168

And win:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/501063531828379648