'LULZ!' This is how absurdly ABC spun Obama's Putin phone call [pic]

Oh, lapdogs! As Twitchy reported, the White House released a baffling photo of President Obama’s phone call with Vladimir Putin. ABC immediately spun like the wind. That ridiculous photo? Totally fear-inducing and tough and stuff.

Pres. Obama turns up diplomatic pressure on Pres. Putin as Ukraine stands in the balance: http://t.co/kXuaSakjIL pic.twitter.com/l6WUhITrvQ

— ABC News (@ABC) March 1, 2014

Go home, ABC. You are drunk. On love for President Boyfriend.

You're easily impressed MT @ABC 0bama turns up diplomatic pressure on Pres. Putin as Ukraine http://t.co/QoEFdzSltV pic.twitter.com/ikO2rzQPKu

— ?It's Groundhog Day (@lamblock) March 2, 2014

How embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/Lib_Media/status/439993717668065281

Heh RT @ABC: Pres. Obama turns up diplomatic pressure on Pres. Putin http://t.co/UsqfAM68Cq pic.twitter.com/Kv2nTTwB66 http://t.co/WjgCvYpP6r

— ???MAMADOXIE??? (@Mamadoxie) March 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/439979667299528704

https://twitter.com/AiPolitics/status/439916402112069632

@ABC Bullshit. Obama is a rank amateur compared to Putin, and Putin won't much care if he gets a nasty letter from Barry.

— Trace McCracken (@tjmccracken318) March 2, 2014

But, wait! He has this:

https://twitter.com/Ezra_Pownd/status/439991603294244864

Snort.

In power chambray & denim #swag MT @ABC: Obama turns up diplomatic pressure on Putin http://t.co/bHUj8IXH6s pic.twitter.com/DBhqU8u1UT

— Kristin Kepplinger (@Kristin_Kepp) March 1, 2014

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Double snort.

And an exit question:

@ABC scary. Can we get Bush to stand in on this one.

— David Strout (@djstrout) March 1, 2014

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