Oh my.
John Mayer was one of the performers on CBS’ celebration of the fiftieth anniversary of The Beatles‘ appearance on “The Ed Sullivan Show.”
Tune into @CBS tomorrow night for The Beatles 50th anniversary special. The supremely groovy @keithurban and I will perform together.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/Wildaboutmusic/status/428698077013094400
This is the least I have ever wanted to punch John Mayer in the face. #Beatles50
— Catherine the so-so (@sosocath) February 10, 2014
So there’s that! Viewers had noticed the hilarious stoned faces of Johnny Depp and Sean Penn. But John Mayer’s face didn’t escape mockery either:
Mad props to people who can etch John Mayer perform live with his terrible terrible guitar face. #gross
— Emily Rugburn (@PennyLane516) February 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/Gina_Bean/status/432735446515216384
https://twitter.com/nme_421/status/432689849972588544
https://twitter.com/nme_421/status/432713712055504896
Of course, this isn’t the first time Mayer’s face has been singled out for ridicule. A quick search uncovers these hilarious reminders of time-tested Mayer mockery.
Dear @JohnMayer , your singing face makes me very uncomfortable. Love, Jessimae.
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) July 11, 2013
When I hear a guy refer to shampoo as "product," I make a John Mayer playing the guitar face.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) August 20, 2013
I swear John Mayer sings so beautiful but his face when he sings <<<<<<
— King Seio (@kylerichardcruz) August 27, 2013
I guess his voice makes up for it…but John Mayer's face when he sings is priceless. ? pic.twitter.com/yUpzVHh8BD
— Jenny Watts (@iamjennywatts) September 3, 2013
Somewhere, right now, John Mayer is making that terrible face he makes when he sings.
— Tom Sibley (@TheTomSibley) October 27, 2012
Is it just me or does John Mayer look like he's gonna chew half his face off when he sings? I'm concerned he has a meth problem.
— DancinInTheDownPour (@melknepp) October 2, 2012
How does a tool like John Mayer get so much tail? Seriously ladies, have you seen his face when he sings? It's like he really has to poop.
— Miss_Cook (@Miss_Cook) September 25, 2009
I entered into an ugly crying contest but John Mayer's singing face won.
— Ross Everett (@TheRossEverett) September 18, 2013
That settles it. This is my favorite photo ever of John Mayer's guitar face: http://t.co/4sWMoBOlcK
— MTV Music (@MTVMusic) October 23, 2013
Spent all day trying to come up with something more terrifying than John Mayer's face while playing guitar. Nothing. pic.twitter.com/tjj2R08KL9
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) October 9, 2013
Dying!
Plus, John Mayer acts like he enjoys singing. If that's the face he makes when he's having a good time, his orgasm face must be terrifying.
— erinSCIF for America (@erinscafe) October 19, 2013
i never noticed,when john mayer sings his face looks like he is suffering from terrible bouts of constipation
— Bourbon Naxal (@WithADashofNope) March 21, 2012
I think I have a crush on John Mayer's voice. But not his face when he sings. Bless him.
— Tam Hodge (@tamhodge) November 5, 2011
And this Twitter user brought it all home by tying it into Obamacare:
Every time I think about Obamacare, I make a "John Mayer playing the guitar" face!
— Benton Blount (@bentonblount) December 23, 2013
Oh, the humanity!
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