The gift of truth! FLOTUS announces 'stories of the season'; Laura Ingraham slays

Oh yes. This is happening:

The First Lady announces this year's official @WhiteHouse holiday theme: "Gather Around: Stories of the Season" #WHHoliday

— First Lady- Archived (@FLOTUS44) December 4, 2013

Seasonal sigh.

https://twitter.com/shookw/status/408310201008140289

That aside, what kind of stories should be told? Laura Ingraham slays by offering the gift of truth.

Stories of cancellations, premium hikes, stagnant wages? "@FLOTUS announces WH holiday theme: "Gather Around: Stories of the Season"

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) December 4, 2013

Reality bam!

Citizens agree and offer some true stories of their own.

@charliespiering @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Stories about how #Obamacare & @BarackObama are destroying the middle class?

— Three Dogs Grille (@ThreeDogsGrille) December 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/ArvillaWalters/status/408311750459531264

https://twitter.com/MrTugwit/status/408308751356018688

https://twitter.com/1OKCupcake/status/408308925264437248

And this Twitter user brings it all home with a classic twist:

@IngrahamAngle @FLOTUS yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause, but he's not in your O-care network, sorry!

— Mike Halverson (@MikeHalverson1) December 4, 2013

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