Snickers galore! ‘1,000 gaffes bloom' predicted as VP Biden heads to Asia

No, really. This is happening:

VP Biden left 5pm on six-day trip to Asia with stops in Japan, China and South Korea. Trip intended to reaffirm US as a Pacific power.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 1, 2013

Wut?

https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/407515069518331904

We've sent mental midget Biden to neg with China, http://t.co/aBquHQJN12 still doesn't work and #Obamacare STILL sucks. Thanks, Prog morons!

— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) December 2, 2013

Why would they send joe Biden to China to calm them down… #werescrewed

— RN_Strange (@sammyCiWa) December 2, 2013

Joe Biden to visit China and Japan because of tensions. What the hell is that clown going to do?

— David J. Viscuso (@DavidViscuso) December 2, 2013

Bingo!

One thing is clear: Gaffes will abound.

Let 1,000 gaffes bloom. MT @markknoller VP Biden left 5pm on six-day trip to Asia with stops in Japan, China and South Korea.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 1, 2013

Snort. Here are a few predictions. Warning: Your sides will ache because they totally could happen.

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@Josh_Painter Guaranteed: Biden unwittingly uses the word "oriental." Guaran-damn-teed.

— Jim Eltringham (@JimEltringham) December 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/DebMcEachern/status/407306278625480705

.@0ryuge @exjon @markknoller "I love the Orientals."

— A E Brown (@AElizabethBrown) December 2, 2013

@exjon "Folks, when I was growing up, at school we had a little saying that went like this: Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees .." @markknoller

— ryuge (@0ryuge) December 1, 2013

Oh, Twitter. “God love ya!”