Nefarious! Latest member of the patriarchy, ladies? Your fancy pants coffee [pic]

Giggling madly. But, can you really parody a self-parody like “feminists”? Because looky here:

https://twitter.com/matthewhurtt/status/405374296668659712

Ladies, those dastardly caramel macchiatos are trying to oppress you. Talk about dark roast: Dark as in evil!

Thanks to Twitter user @Matthewhurtt for snapping the funny in all its glory. Was the ad defacer joking?  Perhaps, but it wouldn’t be surprising if it was meant seriously. You see, evidently coffee makers are super sexist and stuff.

The fuckknob who greenlighted the Gevalia commercial should be dick punched. So misogynist & Aryan Nazi at same time it's obscene.

— Quantum Mechanic® #RemoveTrump (@JamesEFinch) November 26, 2013

https://twitter.com/PaulLibman/status/395732019159642115

Sigh.

Good thing those lib men will “protect” you from such insidious subjugation, right?

No thanks, guys. And make us a sammich while you are at it. While we keep sipping our yummy fancy pants coffee. All dainty-like.