Snort! Jonah Goldberg reveals who is hardest hit by crack-smoking Mayor Ford

Bada-zing!

As Twitchy readers know, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford confessed to smoking crack. But no biggie! He totally only did it while in a “drunken stupor.” Creepy Anthony Weiner is probably kicking himself. Why the heck didn’t he think of that?

Hot Air’s Allahpundit has an idea that may make Weiner feel better.

A two-word solution for CNN’s primetime ratings problem: “Ford/Weiner”

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 6, 2013

Heh.

And this Twitter user sees someone else using the “drunken stupor” excuse in the future:

https://twitter.com/SARDiverDave/status/397898636581171200

Bam! Period? Dude, sorry. Total drunken stupor!

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Toronto mayor confesses to smoking crack, probably in one of many ‘drunken stupors’