Tell us how you really feel, Iowahawk! The great Iowahawk took to Twitter to explain the facts of real life to those entrenched in the Beltway.
DC needs to end the shutdown – to maintain the illusion that the universe depends on DC.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 15, 2013
Democrats: we need to buy 17,000 styrofoam pillars to keep the sky from falling!
GOP: No! We only need 16,900!#CrisisDC— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2013
Snort.
The real crisis?
The real crisis for DC is people realizing that 50% of it is useless.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2013
Ding, ding, ding! As Twitchy reported, many couldn’t even remember that there was a government shutdown. So much for catastrophic!
He then took on Obamacare as only he can.
The problem with Obamacare is that it's too complicated. They should just pass a law making everything free.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2013
it may not be Affordable, it may not include Care, but it is an Act. #1outof3aintbad
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2013
Ha! So there’s that?
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