But, anarchy!! And catastrophe and stuff!
Remember the catastrophe of the last 17 times the government shut down? Yeah, me neither. #shutdownquestions #doit pic.twitter.com/3PUQ5PMkh7
— Conservapedia (@jay_pe) September 29, 2013
Snort!
https://twitter.com/JohnGort/status/384683599745671168
@michellemalkin @jay_pe Past Gov Shutdowns we made it through just fine. #BlameHarryReid
— Jeffrey Ring (@JeffRingcom) September 30, 2013
@michellemalkin @jay_pe And, shock of shocks, the world didn't end and no one starved.
— Lady Kate (@MistressKate50) September 30, 2013
What? How is that possible? Was there dark magic during those dark days?
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/384683914025271296
Cue the scary music: What wizard wands of evil were wielded in days of yore?
Or was it just common sense?
Government shutdowns are not fatal. RT @michellemalkin: Chart: Past federal government shutdowns ==> pic.twitter.com/NpeheNFwNA (via @jay_pe)
— Тристень Âû (@TCRunner288) September 30, 2013
Huh. Fancy that.
@michellemalkin @PaulPhaneuf @jay_pe The funniest thing is I have been alive for all of them and don't remember any! #NOBIGDEAL #ShutItDown
— Jeff Prewitt (@PrewittJeff) September 30, 2013
If you are still scared, take a gander at the survival advice given at a DC store. You’re welcome.
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