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'Tweet is pure gold!' #TalkLikeAPirateDay? Rep. Stockman reveals how WH can help

Oh, man. Rep. Stockman does it again! He also offered up some pirate talk of his own:

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He’s aces. Twitter users agree and were gasping for breath at his Pirate Day White House slam.

https://twitter.com/drlecter79/status/380708385483546624

Aye, and no treasure map needed to find that gold, matey!

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https://twitter.com/RememberRedDawn/status/380714843751591936

https://twitter.com/TheBenWalters/status/380708525913034752

Fetch the man some grog, wench!

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Yep. Why should today be different from any other day? Rep. Stockman plus Twitter equals gold. Every time.

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