'Skynet laughs': Nefarious, job-stealing ATMs at it again? Jonah Goldberg, others shred Obama

It’s funny, but devastating, because it’s true. Yep, evidently the maleficence of ATMs knows no bounds.

https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/379242777202003968

Yes. Yes, he did. As Twitchy reported, President Obama was interviewed on ABC’s “This Week.” Not only did he make an outlandish claim in defense of his foreign policy, but he also said this:

Pres Obama also cites technological changes eliminating some occupations: "we don't have travel agents. Wd dont have bank tellers."

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 15, 2013

Uh, what?

Shorter Obama: "Because of British inventions like the ATM, Americans are no longer able to build things like roads and bridges."

— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) September 15, 2013

Ah, yes. ATM's are responsible for Obama's dismal record on jobs @markknoller How did someone this ignorant get to be President? #Pathetic

— Goldens Rule (@jamesbranch3) September 15, 2013

Seriously.

NRO’s Jonah Goldberg smacked Obama as only he can:

So everyone who says they are a bank teller is really pulling some kind of shady Walter White action.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 15, 2013

President Obama just said we don't have bank tellers any more. Who are all those people at the bank? Robbers?

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 15, 2013

Skynet laughs RT @rickklein: Obama on infrastructure: "A robot can't build a road." #ThisWeek

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 15, 2013

Perfect.

When I was a kid, I saw bank tellers at banks. Now I see them at banks, supermarkets, airports, the mall, etc.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 15, 2013

What skulduggery are those tellers performing? That can’t be!

https://twitter.com/HokieMBA00/status/379258038458142721

Wielding their wizard wands of evil.

Really, Obama? Really? Not one of your people ever said, "Boss, the ATM line makes you look like a technopeasant and an economic moron."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 15, 2013

Why does Obama have to be such a technophobe? Hater!

Speaking of economic moron, Laura Ingraham summed that all up in one scary-hilarious bumper sticker.

But, hey, laser-like focus! On buffoonery, evidently.

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