Snickering madly! Welp, the sky is blue so Piers Morgan decided to remind everyone of a little something:
Another day, another stupid Piers Morgan tweet that promotes stupid. #shrugs
— ?? (@ShannonPoe) September 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/378161722474774529
Yep. Dumbest. Man. Alive. What did he do to expose his own idiocy today?
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/378153397725052928
Nope.
I'd like to suggest a new amendment to the U.S. Constitution that enshrines the right NOT to be shot/killed by a gun.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 12, 2013
Oh honey. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you really do abuse the privilege. Perhaps there should be an Amendment for that?
Twitter users pulled no punches when providing the bless his heart-y Morgan with some schooling. And delicious mockery:
Murder is illegal already. Thanks for your input. @piersmorgan
— Mike (@ThePantau) September 12, 2013
PWND. RT @RBPundit: Already covered, moron. #Murder https://t.co/XCmgERHuJZ @piersmorgan
— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) September 12, 2013
I'd like to suggest a new amendment to the Constitution: The right NOT to be exposed to @piersmorgan idiocy.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) September 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/chelseagrunwald/status/378157596638576640
.@piersmorgan What a coincidence. I'd like to suggest a new amendment that enshrines a right not to be nauseated by derpy tabloid leavings.
— TinyShortBunkerInspectionHat (@Popehat) September 12, 2013
If I were @piersmorgan I wouldn't go around hinting that people have the right to kill him (which they don't) https://t.co/AYnMIsDH5G
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 12, 2013
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.@piersmorgan we covered that in the Declaration of Independence in the course of telling another asshole Brit to fuck off.
— The H2 (@TheH2) September 12, 2013
RT @GaltsGirl: You keep assuming that @piersmorgan has actually READ the Constitution. Silly people.
— Jackie Wellfonder (@Wellfonder) September 12, 2013
I'd like to see @charlescwcooke debate @piersmorgan on the 2nd Amendment.
— Drew Cline (@DrewHampshire) September 12, 2013
Ask and ye may receive! National Review’s Charles Cooke weighed in and gave Musket Morgan the business:
Only someone who literally has no grasp of political philosophy, the nature of rights, or reality could write this: http://t.co/s7wlTWPXCW
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
So, if someone shot you they'd be violating the Constitution. How would that even work? Would you be tried by the Supreme Court?
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
I can only conclude that Morgan doesn't know what a constitution is for, and, more importantly, who it binds. http://t.co/s7wlTWPXCW
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
He then offered to debate the idjit Piers.
Seriously, @piersmorgan. Let's debate this, Brit to Brit. We can talk Colorado recall, blind gun owners, and your constitutional amendment.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
@ColetteMoran Thank you. He'll never take me up on it, though.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
He never took Ace of Spades up his offer either. Gee, we wonder why?
Come on, @piersmorgan. Presumably, you'd relish the opportunity to debate someone crazy like me on a topic you seem to know inside out?
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
Yeah, funny that.
@GeorgeEliseo I'm a Brit, too, and I manage.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
Hullo, @piersmorgan. I know you're reading these because you're replying to people I follow. How about a debate Monday. Does that work?
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
I will even bring tea, @piersmorgan. For two centuries, tea has given the British the fortitude to debate one another on television.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
Alright, @piersmorgan. I'll bring biscuits, too. And cucumber sandwiches. Pimms, even. I'll do the debate drunk; you can stay sober. Monday?
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
I am sitting by the phone
I am waiting all alone
Baby by myself I sit and wait and wonder about you@piersmorgan— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 12, 2013
@GuardianUS @guardian I think @charlescwcooke should host a rebirth of William F. Buckley's Firing Line. First debate guest: @PiersMorgan.
— Skippy (@SKIPdaZIP) September 12, 2013
Make. It. Happen.
And some exit snark for the win:
.@piersmorgan Maybe there's a non-legal way to stop the shootings? You could distract the shooters by hacking their cell phones.
— TinyShortBunkerInspectionHat (@Popehat) September 12, 2013
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