Ha! It was a day ending in “y,” so alleged comedian Bill Maher performed yet another act of unfunny douchebaggery. As Twitchy reported, he recently whipped out his old, and overused, race-baiting card. Again. Questioning getting involved with Syria? Because, racist, natch.
Ace of Spades often gives the foul Maher the business as only he can. He did it again on Saturday.
and I'm not talking about your jokes, which are awful, @billmaher. Jokes are unfair–they have to be.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
But this is the tenor of your "serious commentary" too. Nothing but an endless series of self-validations for an inadquate man @billmaher
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
Bingo.
Good guys, bad guys, Black Hats, White Hats. It's @billmaher, the Alleged Atheist, and his own personal Religious Fairy Tale
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
you should just be done with it and do a show on @msnbc, @billmaher. You'd fit right in. They're not funny either.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
@HBO is the home of edgy dramas: Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, and @billmaher embarrassing himself in front of a pod of clapping seals
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
There are comics that aren't so good but still they have a joke here or there that penetrated and lasted. Not you though chief @billmaher
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
I think you'll be the first comic to retire famous but no one can remember a single thing or bit he's ever said @billmaher
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
@SonnyMaupin @billmaher this has not been shocking since 1978
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
.@billmaher is to comedy what Lee Harvey Oswald is to convertibles.
(Yeah I used that earlier today. So?)
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ He's selling attitude and in-group posturing to people who need to be reassured.
— Underdog (@rdbrewer4) September 7, 2013
@rdbrewer4 yup. the only thing he's ever had which was sort of funny was attitude. then you'd wait for him to back that up and… nothin'.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
Yep.
Ace and other Twitter users then hilariously explain the best ways to neither support nor watch Bill Maher.
I've been not a big supporter of @billmaher for years. I always don't watch his shows and appearances.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
the best part of not subscribing to @HBO is not having a new @billmaher show every week. I can hardly not contain myself @EvanDMyers
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 7, 2013
Ha! He’s most enjoyable that way. Others agreed:
@AceofSpadesHQ This may be a personal thing, I but I always enjoyed not watching his comedy specials. @billmaher
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) September 7, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ Did you not see @billmaher on the Tonight Show this week? That was great to not watch.
— China is lying (@jtLOL) September 7, 2013
I always set my DVR not to record him RT “@JohnEkdahl: @AceofSpadesHQ ?..I but I always enjoyed not watching his comedy specials @billmaher”
— deepereyes (@deepereyes) September 7, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ @HBO I don't always watch @billmaher but when I do, I still don't
— Natty Bohlicious???? (@handswarmer) September 7, 2013
@JonahNRO @jtLOL @AceofSpadesHQ Anytime I'm bored or just down, I think to myself 'this is the perfect time to not watch @billmaher'
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) September 7, 2013
Giggling madly.
@jtLOL @AceofSpadesHQ I find @billmaher at his absolute funniest when I'm not listening to him or seeing him.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/EvanDMyers/status/376238360500531200
@AceofSpadesHQ @HBO @billmaher @EvanDMyers I can never decide which show to not watch: Real Time or @Hardball
— Sharia Law enforcer ? (@BasedKashiBar) September 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/EvanDMyers/status/376237164700258305
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/376237175634792448
https://twitter.com/sprachenZ/status/376356903527653377
Gold. But, wait! We will all soon be able to enjoy not watching even more:
@jtLOL @AceofSpadesHQ @billmaher soon, on Fri nights, it will be possible to not watch @ABFalecbaldwin, Maher, and Olberrmann simultaneously
— Chad Brouyette (@ChadBrouyette) September 7, 2013
Oh my! We’re fixin’ to burst with excitement over not watching all three!
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