Ha! Yoko Ono posted this tweet Sunday afternoon.
Imagine running across a wheat field as fast as you can. Imagine your friend running towards you as fast as possible.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) August 18, 2013
Oh no Yoko. That tweet has been retweeted nearly 500 times. But not in the good way. Wait … that’s a lie. It is in the good way if you consider mockery awesome. And who doesn’t?
Take it away, Twitter!
OK, now what? RT @yokoono Imagine running across wheat field as fast as you can. Imagine your friend running towards you as fast as possible
— Frank Scavo (@fscavo) August 19, 2013
.@yokoono The way I imagine it, both of us are carrying scissors. It doesn't end well.
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) August 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/369251968838930432
https://twitter.com/GeneSchwimmer/status/369255263653478400
@philipaklein @yokoono Is this an argument to remove the kickoff from football?
— SoothingDave (@SoothingDave) August 19, 2013
And for the win:
@philipaklein @mkhammer @yokoono and when they collide that's the sound of your singing.
— Iditarod Rik (@attyrik) August 19, 2013
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Snicker.
Ono upped the unintentional hilarity Monday morning.
Click on the green Follow button at https://t.co/Z14gkb2eJs to get my more in-depth posts on your #Facebook newsfeed
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) August 19, 2013
In-depth. Stop! Our aching sides!
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