For serious! The creepy factor hit a high Tuesday morning as Politico’s Glenn Thrush whipped out his tear-stained diary and madly scrawled out excuses for Hillary Clinton. It’s just a wonder he didn’t throw his briefs up on stage. Shudder.
What prompted him to don his fanboy cape?
Hillary sucking up to base botches name of Civil Rights hero Medgar Evers. – http://t.co/hXSUtVK3Pw
— Time to De-Fund the Police in Democrat-Run Cities! (@NolteNC) August 13, 2013
That does not suit! Thrush-y to the rescue!
Verbal typo. She knows her civil rights MT @NolteNC: Hillary botches name of Civil Rights hero Medgar Evers. – http://t.co/IDWDyi8pLF”
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 13, 2013
Out: What about your gaffes? In: What about your ‘verbal typos’?
https://twitter.com/FigDrewton/status/367272182671736832
@glennthrush @NolteNC "Verbal typo"? Is that the same thing as a gaffe?
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) August 13, 2013
No, no. Totally different, you see. Because, Hillary. Swoon!
Gaffe is accidental truth. Verbal typo is brain fart MT “@gabrielmalor: @NolteNC "Verbal typo"? Is that the same thing as a gaffe?”
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 13, 2013
Pitiful.
.@GlennThrush Just holding Hillary to standard media created for Repubs where gaffes DEFINE.
— Time to De-Fund the Police in Democrat-Run Cities! (@NolteNC) August 13, 2013
You must be unfamiliar with my Sinbad 08 coverage MT @NolteNC: Just holding Hillary to standard media created for Repubs where gaffes DEFINE
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 13, 2013
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Oh, well. Case closed!
Twitter users rightly gave the pathetic Thrush the business:
Hillary is "far too smart to make a mistake," so @GlennThrush had to run to a thesaurus to cover for her gaffe. @gabrielmalor @NolteNC
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) August 13, 2013
And our media overlords will tell us which is which. RT @GlennThrush Gaffe is accidental truth. Verbal typo is brain fart
— Time to De-Fund the Police in Democrat-Run Cities! (@NolteNC) August 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/ManOfNoFilter/status/367297365184483330
Where’s Gaffe-o? Lapdogs will politely avert their eyes.
https://twitter.com/_RobRob/status/367294485568290816
@GlennThrush @NolteNC And I'm sure Bush was held to the same standard.
— Jeffrey Davis (@Finfanjeff) August 13, 2013
@NolteNC @GlennThrush "What difference at this point does it make" #VerbalTypo
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) August 13, 2013
@NolteNC @GlennThrush "It was because of a YouTube video" #VerbalTypo
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) August 13, 2013
@GlennThrush @NolteNC It wasn't "rape rape" #VerbalTypo
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) August 13, 2013
Shorter @GlennThrush: It can't be a gaffe if it's Hilary but if Palin said *rubs hands* @NolteNC
— Warren G. Cracker (@Snarky_Harding) August 13, 2013
If Bush had done it: ARMAGEDDON! RT @NolteNC: .@GlennThrush Just holding Hillary to standard media created for Repubs where gaffes DEFINE.
— Jen® (@NatesMama1128) August 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/IcebergFive/status/367287957276733441
Bingo.
And win:
@GlennThrush @NolteNC Perhaps it will turn out that she was, in fact, in some ways tired.
— Dennis (@spongeworthy2) August 13, 2013
Snicker. Well, we know that Hillary is “no ways tired” of that offensive fake accent. No worries! Fanboy Thrush admits that was “nuts.”
that was nuts MT @BobbyHD28: Yeah- but did she say it in her fake "black" accent affectation? @NolteNC: Hillary botches name of Medgar Evers
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 13, 2013
Of course by “nuts,” he likely means awesomely swoon-worthy.
https://twitter.com/MaxTwain/status/367281938471456768
Yep. Not to mention the planned biopic of Saint Hillary.
AP better get on the ball soon!
@GlennThrush @NolteNC Add "Verbal Typo" to the Stylebook.
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) August 13, 2013
Sigh. It’s funny because it could be true. Stay tuned!
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