Clown Carney charm offensive flop: Jay Carney brings photo montage of himself to briefing

Chirp, chirp, chirp.

JAY CARNEY FOUND! BOLO canceled. Oh, crikey. He's standing in front of a graphic of all his faces. No laughter. pic.twitter.com/KG5UhNzsVU

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013

As Twitchy reported, the mockery began before the press briefing did as Twitter users wondered, “where in the world is Jay Carney?” Once again, he was late to a briefing. So many scandals, so little time!

He finally showed up and pitifully attempted a joke. With pictures.

Of himself.

Jay Carney flashes six photos of himself — "the many faces of Jay" — at top of briefing photo via @StevenTDennis pic.twitter.com/td9hCDFRKP

— davidshepardson (@davidshepardson) May 15, 2013

Carney tries to charm press into not asking tough questions by leading WH briefing w/ adorable photo montage of himself. #10BestWHSpoxFrowns

— Ben Dooley (@BenjaminDooley) May 15, 2013

Carney opens briefing showing screen montage inspired by WaPo feature "Faces of Jay" http://t.co/OhzxXacOwg

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) May 15, 2013

Pathetic sucking up, Jay? The charm donuts didn’t work, huh?

https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/334721752607383553

Um. Not all the time.

Jay Carney unveils "the expressions of Jay Carney" photo montage at WH. I didn't get it either pic.twitter.com/lHdj3fPDWH (@Majchrowitz)

— FOX News Radio (@foxnewsradio) May 15, 2013

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The charm offensive commences. RT @StevenTDennis: Carney shows up with pics of himself (!) pic.twitter.com/k9fQqw8r4m

— Justin Snow (@JustinCSnow) May 15, 2013

Jay Carney leads WH briefing w/ photo montage of himself. Thought he was going to resign for a hot second.

— Ben Dooley (@BenjaminDooley) May 15, 2013

If only! Dana Perino predicted that someone in the White House would be leaving to “spend more time with his or her family,” but it wouldn’t be a communications person. Sadly, Carney is what passes for “communication” in this White House.