#ProgressiveChristmasCarols: Swig some vegan eggnog and sing 'Little Drum Circle Boy'

Twitter users bring the funny with these #ProgressiveChristmasCarols. Perhaps politically correct Grinch schools will take note and these carols will be allowed in the halls!

Who doesn’t love “Racial Code Word Christmas,” “Little Drum Circle Boy” or “Fiscal Cliff is Coming to Town”? Break out the vegan eggnog and get ready to belt out some of our favorites.

https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/277634060631822336

https://twitter.com/exposeliberals/status/277632557443596288

https://twitter.com/ConchoQueen/status/277625617866969088

https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/277622471446904834

#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Joy to the World! The welfare check has come! Let Earth receive Barack!

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 9, 2012

#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Rudolph, The Unemployed Reindeer

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 8, 2012

#ProgressiveChristmasCarols We Three Czars

— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) December 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/277571187977097217

https://twitter.com/LunaticLair/status/277629323094138880

https://twitter.com/m_mcaulay/status/277570254828347392

https://twitter.com/ConservGirlProb/status/277608433946071040

https://twitter.com/GOPcomedy/status/277650878318653440

And, win.

https://twitter.com/joerbeineke/status/277579269276856321

More, please, Twitter. Santa is checking his list and marking y’all off as hilarious!