Sigh. Donald Trump’s big announcement, which he’s been hawking for days, is set to be revealed at high noon!
All predictions re: my 12 o'clock release are totally incorrect. Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
Some have predicted that the “bombshell” is twenty year old divorce papers between Michelle and Barack Obama.
Donald Trump to reveal 'divorce papers of Michelle and Barack Obama', claims respected… http://t.co/uK5a4TEB http://t.co/jlNcZlmd
— memeorandum (@memeorandum) October 23, 2012
Twitter users are not anxiously awaiting the news.
BREAKING: I have obtained secret divorce papers between Donald Trump and reality.
— Danielle Blake (@abradacabla) October 23, 2012
I don't want to be too judgmental, but Donald Trump couldn't be dumber if you cut his head off.
— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) October 23, 2012
.@realdonaldtrump Please consider that the momentum is on Romney's side and one sympathy-generating hit on Obama could change that
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 23, 2012
.@realdonaldtrump nukes should be held for deterrent purposes.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 23, 2012
Allred and Trump are slime wrestling today? Just as most of us have reached campaign fatigue? Good timing, bottom dwellers.
— Cathy McCaughan (@cathymccaughan) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/LaytesAgain/status/261109807661076480
Idea: let's put Gloria Allred and Donald Trump in a steel cage death match with tire irons, and ignore whoever survives.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/261099939596222464
Best case Trump announcement scenario: Trump comes out and says "I'll never talk politics again!"
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/TPCarney/status/261088057346883585
But, the media, of course, are shouting Squirrel!
Shorter media: We would cover the revelation that the president lied about the murder of US citizens, but…Donald Trump. You know.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012
The media will take Trump seriously if they think they can damage R-Money with it. @WarEagleMBA
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) October 24, 2012
Bingo!
Twitchy will, of course, monitor this story. The things we do, so you don’t have to! We’ll update with the “bombshell.” At high noon.
Sigh.
Update. You can watch the “announcement” live. If, you know, you want to.
You have all been waiting– the response has been amazing! Watch my announcement now, press release to follow at 12:15. http://t.co/fXrjjtDP
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
Press release to follow.
Double sigh.
#ShockedFace RT @DanAndros: Gee, real shocker, Trump wasted everyone's time and self promoted. #waste
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/terikline/status/261137122738724864
The announcement? That Donald Trump is once again desperately craving attention. He and President Obama sure do have narcissism in common!
From the Desk of Donald Trump: http://t.co/ZLF6Yd2x What a bunch of coconutz @realDonaldTrump
— ?? Samantha ?? (@justpipertoo) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/cynthia1016/status/261137119584583680
So if O releases his college and passport records Trump will cut him a $ 5 million dollar check for charity. $10 bucks O won't budge. #tcot
— NoToRiOuSJT_48 (@NoToRiOuSJT_48) October 24, 2012
No, really. That was the bombshell. Trump will cough over cash money for transcripts. Or something.
What actually is priceless? Twitter mockery.
Novel Idea. RT @LisaDeP: Hey MSM, you could really scoop Trump by digging up the records yourself.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/dcseth/status/261138012392521728
Obama responds to Trump offer: "Charity? What's that?"
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/261137307636219905
I'm still hoping for #SMOD2012.RT @GayPatriot: Trump. Yawn.
Now I have to wait 57 more days for the #Mayans— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) October 24, 2012
You can't spell "Dud" without Donald Trump.
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 24, 2012
Turns out Donald Trump and Gloria Allred are attention whores. Who knew.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012
I'm laughing like hell over this Trump thing. Dear lord, my sides ache.
— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) October 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/noah_c_rothman/status/261137457096052737
Yes, there is that.
Oh, no. Just stop, Donald.
As stated, here is the press release. http://t.co/fJNq2IJW
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
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