Obama’s racist and sexist “Million Dollar Man,” alleged comedian Bill Maher, live-tweeted the debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan last night. And, boy, the hilarity did not ensue. But jackassery sure did. Read ’em and weep … and not from giggling.
Debate must be about to start, Chris Mathews breathing into paper bag
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Please don't let first question be about Raddatz wedding gift
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Excellent start, Ryan doesn't literally have a pack of lies
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Hello, under Bush: 3000 Americans killed by Al Quada on American soil; under Obama, 4 Americans killed in Libya. Next question.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
"Malarky!' – yes, Joltin Joe taking it to Lyin Ryan! Take note, Barry!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Raddatz already WAY better than the last guy
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Is someone going to ask Eddy Munster when the president ever "apologized for our values"?
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Republicans sure have a point about Benghazi – what kind of clueless incompetent lets Al Qaida attack Americans on Sept 11?
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Debates are better when they're sitting, they talk more like people talk when they're just sitting around. Beers would make it even better.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Biden is hitting in one answer all the things Obama left out in the entire first 90 minute debate
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Roethlisberger must get the ball out of his hand quicker. Sorry, wrong channel
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
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Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
This Biden guy is awesome! I hope he keeps that nice sleepy black guy on the ticket!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
This isn't the kind of "feeling the burn" Ryan enjoys
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Besides the words, Joe's face is winning
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Joe is not afraid to interrupt Ryan. Or himself.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Why do Romney/Ryan keep arguing for Woodrow Wilsons's navy?
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Ryan. But it wld be cool if Biden made him cry
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Ryan's hair is sweating.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Let's just say it: even in HD, Biden's plugs look pretty good
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Ryan's is winning who knows to hydrate more. That's a big tell when you keep going to the water. But flopsweat don't replace itself!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Child, please! your running mate changed his position on abortion twice in 24 hrs this week! Shorter waiting periods for actual abortions!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
And btw Martha, what a truly horrible question this is on abortion and Catholics.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Man, Joe Biden is clean and articulate!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Ryan is the kind of guy who shakes your hand extra hard to let you know he's been working out.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Oh just shup up all of ya, i want to watch football. All that's left is for Biden to throw Ryan a handkerchief:"Here, clean yourself up kid"
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Finally, if Obama had been this strong, the election would be over now. I predict he will be in the next two, so off the ledge, Sullivan!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012
Just precious! Do you mean that President Obama will act like a “real black man,” racist Maher?
The Twitter reviews are in and Maher’s “jokes” were a fall-flat fail.
https://twitter.com/Pistolette/status/256582236562927617
https://twitter.com/TimOConnell9/status/256711613695012864
@billmaher What in the world is your last tweet saying? Are u drinking?
— Momma Magic (@KiaMorganSmith) October 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/SuePalmers/status/256612736690188289
https://twitter.com/RustyGervais/status/256606722339241984
@billmaher it's become evident that you've forgotten how to be funny without your writers. Can you turn your twitter over to them?
— JasonIE (@BackintheIE) October 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/s_culp/status/256577324881944577
https://twitter.com/Liontoothcom/status/256598051274256386
https://twitter.com/rperg/status/256578288154181632
https://twitter.com/LouisR8/status/256593212293148673
@billmaher Bill YOU used to be funny, now NOT so much
— James MN VKS FN (@MNvksfn) October 12, 2012
@billmaher you're not funny…and you're an idiot…that's all.
— C.J. Kurtz (@MayorKurtz) October 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/LNWilcoxson/status/256576296056934401
@billmaher Bill you have better humor in you than that.
— Ralph Argen (@ralphargen) October 12, 2012
@billmaher leave the humor to your joke writers.
— Hell Tuve (@MillwallFCEO) October 12, 2012
@billmaher It is so funny when your fav is not doing well you dont talk about facts but about hair. So glad you invested $1M in that clown!!
— Jo Brockbrader (@jbrockbrader) October 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/nflfan80/status/256569784391585792
https://twitter.com/Colton__S/status/256564845476999168
New material? That’s crazy talk! He doesn’t know how to be anything but bitter and completely without humor.
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