Million Gulp March: Put that in your straw and suck it, Nanny Bloomberg

What will Nanny Bloomberg do?

NYC's anti-supersize soda mayor Mike Bloomberg is target of the ‘Million Big Gulp March’ this afternoon at city hall. Wave those straws!

— Bob Vosburgh (@BobVosburgh) July 9, 2012

You will pry our Big Gulps out of our cold, dead hands! Citizens are uniting to fight back against Mayor Bloomberg’s war on everything yummy. His latest on that front is his proposed ban on sodas that His Highness deems too large.

People are funny like that, Mayor Bloomberg; they can take care of themselves, you see. They don’t need Big Nanny government overseeing and dictating their every move … or swallow.

Twitter users appear to be united in their support of the Million Gulp March, scheduled for later this afternoon.

https://twitter.com/IronyCurtain/status/222360009013608448

********* MILLION GULP MARCH IN NYC TODAY ************ STOP MAYOR DOOMBERG ************* #NYC #NY ****************

— Oligarch Kabuki (@HouseCracka) July 9, 2012

We've come to this: http://t.co/aOXpElSk #MillionBigGulpMarch

— F Ken Maes (@fkenpmaes) July 9, 2012

@Kilmeade brought my DoubleGulp for #milliongulpmarch. CherryPepsie…

— ?Terysa Lynn Marietta? (@MotherTerysa) July 9, 2012

Million Big Gulp March- http://t.co/EjrM07fC If I was a New Yorker I would be there. We can decide on how big of a drink we can order.

— Ken Murray (@murraymaker) July 9, 2012

Good Job!! Fight governmental oppression! http://t.co/ZzOXrDFG

— nynvieealmere (@nynvieealmere) July 9, 2012

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Mayor Bloomberg, of course, is still being all Better Than You and Smarter Than You. He wants to control you because he loves you.

Bloomberg on today's Million Big Gulp March: "If you want to kill yourself, I guess you have a right to do it."

— B. Colby Hamilton (@bcolbyhamilton) July 9, 2012

.@MikeBloomberg rips #biggulp march for making mockery of obesity epidemic.

— Sally Goldenberg (@SallyGold) July 9, 2012

No, sir. They are making a mockery of you and your dictator-like jackassery. Oh, yeah, and your hypocrisy.

https://twitter.com/Lasanta718/status/222348831738703873

@davidwchen @MikeBloomberg His highness said, as he cheered on the hot dog gorging contest. Bloomberg is a hypocrite.

— martin garfield (@kishmirintukis) July 9, 2012

Indeed. Twitchy will monitor the march and bring you updates of all the action.