Indeed! The Twittersphere’s new favorite follow seems to be @HonestToddler.
Honest Toddler even writes haikus, in between naps and time-outs.
@HonestToddler genius.
— Ashleigh Singleton (@AshleighVSing) July 5, 2012
Not only are the tweets hilarious, but some parents can just imagine that the same thoughts are running through the minds of their little ones.
Have you been speaking with MY toddler?!? RT @HonestToddler: Up from my nap. How long was I out. Feel terrible.
— Heidi (@Teslagrl) July 5, 2012
@HonestToddler are you my 1yr old son in disguise?!?!
— Rebecca Carroll (@rcarroll21) July 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/KATELYNH_/status/220967934732931073
Aww!
Some classics from @HonestToddler.
Thought I was on hold but was talking into a salt shaker.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
At the community pool! Taking names with my super soaker!!!!!
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
Tried to make myself at home (naked). Denied.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
NAKED! I REFUSE TO BE ASHAMED OF MY BODY!!
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
Took it too far. On our way home.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
Mommies and daddies who have experienced trips to the pool with toddlers can surely relate to that.
But, wait, there’s more.
ECZEMA!! ::collapses:: RT “@HonestToddler: This multigrain bread looks like eczema. Not eating it.”
— April (@ReignOfApril) July 5, 2012
use the GPS in your moms phone RT @HonestToddler: Does anyone know my address? Trying to order pizza.
— Dave Van Buren (@davevanb) July 5, 2012
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Daddy didn't look excited to see me at 5AM. But who can stay mad at this face? LOL!
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 5, 2012
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner tonight. Trying not to cry.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 4, 2012
Honest toddler also hands out handy tips.
Toddler Tip: Don't leave the house without at least two of your favorite toys. If you get tired of holding them someone else will.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 4, 2012
Toddler Tip: Whenever possible, maintain eye contact while pooping.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 4, 2012
Babies don't take showers!!!! Felt like I was being waterboarded! Grandma will hear of this.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) July 3, 2012
Always go to grandma; she’ll always come to the rescue. Smart toddler!
One of my favorite Tweeters: @HonestToddler
— Eric Pilon (@realericpilon) July 5, 2012
Ours, too. Keep tweeting, Honest Toddler!
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